This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
