Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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