Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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