Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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