i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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