some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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