things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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