Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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