i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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