I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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