Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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