No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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