Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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