Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so let's talk penis.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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