I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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