The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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