just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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