I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Non-Jews are for practice
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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