With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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