One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize