Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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