you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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