How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
high people should be assigned attendants
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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