dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Come on in and take your pants off
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