Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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