people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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