Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My balls are so social today.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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