I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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