Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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