I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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