i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i would punch a child for taco bell
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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