the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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