Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
PANTIES FOUND
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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