The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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