I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.