I bet he comes in French.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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