Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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