There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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