I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊