Do you still have your period?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Randomize
