are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it