What a fucking waste of an outfit
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom