Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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