You're completely useless in the revolution.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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