great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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