I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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