there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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