Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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