is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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