You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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