when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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My feet surprised me
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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