He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I will pee on everything he values.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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