ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Farmville is her only friend.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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