Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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