it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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