Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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