so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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