she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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