brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
He felt like a one man threesome
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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