I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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