Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
